Author Archives: Roil Vulture

Home improvements

I’ve been busting my ass this weekend fixing stuff at my house, painting, sanding, manly ass man stuff. I feel like a goddamn Tim ‘the tool man’ Taylor with no houseful of stupid assholes. If Whore Church had a show … Continue reading

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Kentucky fried fuckfest

WOOP WOOP! Birthday alert! You know who the fuck was born exactly one hundred and twenty one years ago today? Colonel Harland Sanders. That’s who. This bastard made fried chicken a hot commodity and he had a bitchin’ stache and … Continue reading

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Seriously?

There’s a whole bunch of bullshit out there in the world that’s been created. Did you know that? Do you know how low humanity sinks when you have a godamn SURFING COMPETITION between Ceaser Romero and Adam West? SHARK REPELLANT? … Continue reading

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