Author Archives: Roil Vulture

Big ol’ pussy

There’s plenty of time to enjoy those liddlebabykittowwwwsss but I wanna see some of those big ol’ pussies! Big ol’ Caturday today (and some liddlebabykittowwwwsss for good measure.) This motherfucker can run soooo fast! What a bummer if you were … Continue reading

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Can’t stop, won’t stop the Volume 01 momentum!

Never doubt the ability of the internet to amaze you. We released Vol.01 on April 20th to what we thought (at the time) was a large fanbase. We’re a group of fuckers hoarding VHS tapes and metal records so selling … Continue reading

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Metal, tits and the most destructive grind machine known to man

So far, Friday has consisted of sleeping on the couch, drinking a beer in the shower and watching old metal videos. Best friday ever. Let’s slip into this sexy little post with some 1349, check in on our favorite newscaster … Continue reading

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