Religion makes people do stupid things. Stupid thing like writing shitty rap songs and preformingAWFUL covers of already bad songs. I’m pretty sure if there was a god, and you told him you made one of these videos, he would slap you right in your shitty mouth. So lets get into this, in no actual order (they are all equally bad) we present our top 5 least favorite religious jamz of all time.
1. “Jesus Christ” (pokemon) I feel like this one is SO bad that it has to be a joke, but it totally isn’t. It succeeds on so many levels of failure, it hurts.
2. “Christ Christ Baby” I know, lets take a shitty song that rips off a pretty awesome song and make it even worse! “Pledgin your life to a man in sandals!” Are you kidding me?
3. “God’s love is the rule” I don’t even have to say anything about Donut Hole. Just watch, you may never be the same again.
4.”Nu thang” Why do they continue putting kids who have NO TALENT WHATSOEVER! in front of the camera..its only gonna make people hate whatever you are trying to sell them more. NOOOO THANKS!
5. Anything by David Liebe Hart. These are almost too easy. You know (and love?) David from The Tim and Eric Awesome show. His old christian public access shows however, are the stuff that nightmares are made out of…behold the terror…
Well this has been fun (or not). But always remember…
