Tag Archives: The Whore Church

C’mon kitty, play me somethin’ fresh.

Posted on April 23, 2011 by Roil Vulture

Let’s be honest. Cat’s are lazy assholes and apart from giving you affection, hairballs, tiny poops they contribute nothing. So c’mon pussy, show me something I can take to the bank! We appreciate your effort, but knock that off. Try … Continue reading →

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I just wasn’t made for these times.

Posted on April 21, 2011 by Roil Vulture

My brother and I are torn between living in the present and having an insatiable lust for the past. If there was internet and PS3 in the 50’s we’d be SOLD! But for now, this junkie fix is gonna have … Continue reading →

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Roller Mania!

Posted on April 17, 2011 by Roil Vulture

Q: What’s the hardest part about buying rollerskates? A: Finding the right balance between style and function, tuning up action and getting your bearings just right. Duh! Try doing all that and sucking some other guys dick at the same … Continue reading →

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