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Gotta catch them all!

You: Where the fuck has Roil been and where are his hilarious posts? Roil: Well, I suffered major hardware malfunctions making my laptop useless since Thursday morning. But all that shit is fixed now! Isn’t that GREAT??? You: So what … Continue reading

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We’re gonna need a bigger litterbox.

The cat’s are here! They’ve come to fuck up your shit! They’ve come to cast magic in the face of science! They’ve come fer your girlfriends! Whew! So many fucking cats! Caturday is serious like a heart attack!

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The world is a fucking weird place

There’s a dude with a peg leg and a sick beard at this bar I go to sometimes which is cool for two reasons. He has a bit of a Scottish brogue so it sometimes sounds like he’s a pirate … Continue reading

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