Seriously japan… wtf ?

Let me first preface this post by admitting I can’t speak a bit of Japanese. I can’t write, read or speak the language so maybe I’m missing SOMETHING here, some vital clue to shed some insight on this crazy shit. Maybe not. What the fuck japan?

As far as I can tell, the point of this game is to look at girls underwear and shoot them in the face or groin with… something(?) to induce bouts of ecstasy? I don’t even.. How do you know feel ashamed playing that? We watch a fair share of porno but this video game is so much sketchier for some reason.

Dancing Octopus may be the craziest looking thing I’d be psyched to try. I love octopus and perhaps the freshest octopus in the world would taste that much better? It’s fucking nuts looking though!

Again, no idea what the fuck is going on here but this is pretty awesome. Awesome to look at, not my new number one summer jam or anything.


THIS song on the other hand is my favorite new song EVER

“I have a bad case of Di-ah-reah!”

You may say “Man, Pon-Pon! I’ve seen that a million times, whatever!” We say, “Yeah but have you seen it TWO MILLION TIMES?” Stop slacking you sass-holes!