The Whore Church | Merchants of Awful

Caturday <3

Posted on February 25, 2012 by SleazeeVulture

We’ve been watching a lot of awful shit over the last few days and it is finally catching up to us. We need this Caturday to keep us from getting n00d, covering ourselves in Jelly, climbing on the roof and screaming that we have transcended into the higher astroplane (iz true). So please, join us for this needed Caturday. (btw, this tape is going to blow all your faces to shreds.) Come by the page and spread some of your own Caturday <3 butter all over the place!

TITS!

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Creativity has a hearty toll

Posted on February 24, 2012 by Roil Vulture

Day 2 I guess of the super editing vision quest begins with looking for software to convert all this .wmv nun porno we just got. Brutal but worth it. Shit got weird last night, had to drunkenly explain to some girls what a “size (stretch) queen” was. The best I could come up with was “A true expert at stretching and nothing to do with yoga.” We’ll be tweeting this whole weekend so follow us & keep us going. We also want to remind everybody about our LOGO CONTEST that’s still going on. Submit your logos! thewhorechurch@gmail.com

Been on a SERIOUS UB Iwerks lately. Look the dude up, his shit rules.

Well, back to the grind homies! Submit those logos and twitter some little tweets to us!

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It’s time to get strange.

Posted on February 23, 2012 by SleazeeVulture

Ok, so I’m gonna keep this short, if you follow us on the facebooks or whatever you probably already know we are on our final push this week to get this tape finished. What that means is a multiple day, marathon editing sesh. We’ve done some of these before, but this is the biggest yet. We are fully prepared to lose the little bit of our minds that are left for all you sick fucks. Hold on to your butts, this is gonna get strange.

Feel free to mail us drugs/n00dz to help us keep this madness train a rollllllin!

Ok! Back to work!