Volume 01 keeps on rollin’

We’ve been busy little butt holes lately between working on new content for the tape as well as working on content for the Boston Underground Film Fest (you should come, buy us beer and you can hang with us. promise.) It’s exciting shit! Our giant media baby “Whore Church Vol.1” is still racking up hits on youtube (around 42k) and now we’ve got our first official video review from Obulious otoobach Check it out!

We almost died at these, the best quotes
“Lady with a perm going BOOOOOO!!”
“The beast with a HUMAN dick”
“They’re golf balling balls into their big.. hole butts”
“It looked like a big red doughnut made of bloody hamburger meat!”
If you guys haven’t seen our tape yet, find out what he was talking about!

you can also download that shit FREE on THE PIRATE BAY and we strongly suggest you do. You can also purchase the tape from our store, the tapes mail with black dvd cases unless we run out of black then we canabalize a weird colored case from something else we own. Full disclosure. It’s so fucking hilarious to see someone else watching the tape, it’s like the best we could ever ask for. So thank you again Obulious! Super awesome! Now here’s a little bit of what makes the whore church…. well. The Whore Church!







Oh yeah, check us out on INSTAGRAM if you do that sort of shit. Don’t send us pictures of your food though..

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Friday helmet (put it on)

Alright you turds, strap on your Friday helmet and let’s fucking party!



Don’t forget about snacks, you’re gonna need em if you wanna make it out to the other side of the weekend..








Friday like it’s your job.

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Once again, our fans are the best fans

You think you got fans? Do people come to your live events? Do people make you a bunch of Art? Do people dress like you for Halloween? Buy your DVD even though it’s free to download? Send you Nudes? Unless you are us, I doubt you can claim that all 5 are true. We just got a super rad care package from our pal Laney in AZ. CHECK IT OUUUUTTT

How awesome is that??? Our bunker is so stylin’ now it makes us wanna THRASHHHHH

She’s the fucking coolest, check this stuff out.





So awesome dude, it’s stuff like that that totally gets us invigorated about what we do. If you are anywhere around Arizona and your flesh be worthy enough, we suggest you commission her for some tattoo flash of your own and get some tattoo work done by her! Hit her up AT HER ARTIST PAGE

You seriously need to commission this girl, she’s nice as shit and super fucking talented. Just be sure to bow your head, sniveling dogs!


Do it though, seriously your tribal barbwire arm band is bumming all of us the fuck out. You need to remedy that situation.

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