Stoner church is in session. We’ve got snacks.

Sunday is a holy shit kinda day and we take our holy shit pretty seriously around here. We even woke up early to prepare today’s sacrament for you fuckers. Aren’t we awesome? We’ve got some serious heavies coming your way so pack up that bong and join us in prayer..










I know we’ve posted this video below before, but it came up and still rules. It’s even better if you mute it and watch it with the Wizard Smoke track above playing.

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Thrasho De Mayo (bootleg version)

Oh man, where does the time go? It’s been fucking forever since we’ve posted here, our bads. We’ve been busy getting all our shit together for the VHS and a few other fun projects. Well whatever, today is a good day for a post. This past weekend all the left coast fucks got an awesome show..

Luckily some kind soul took the time to bootleg a whole shit load of it and got some awesome quality vids. So kick off your shoes and get ready to melt your face off. Happy Tuesday fuckers..















Thrash!

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Whore Church Vol. 1 special anniversary VHS edition!

Holy shit, it doesn’t seem like it but today marks the one year anniversary of us releasing Vol. 1! We wanted to celebrate Whore twenty right this year, so we’ve decided to put out a special edition of the tape…on tape! That’s right, we are doing a super small run (33) of VHS tapes with some freshly added bonus material that you can only see on this release!

We are finishing up all the details of this right now, it is going to be rad. Full artwork and pre-order details will be up very soon. These suckers are gonna be fucking gorgeous, I can’t wait for you guys to see em!

Not only are you going to get the tape, but we will be printing up 33 copies of our brand new audio mixtape on cassette to be bundled with it!
WHOR3 HARD3R 2 †H∆ COR3R: WI†H ∆ V3NG3∆NC3 Holy shit!

WHOR3 HARD3R 2 †H∆ COR3R: WI†H ∆ V3NG3∆NC3 by Thewhorechurch on Mixcloud

Whore Twenty just got real.

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