Happy birthday Jesus Christ ya lucky so and so!

Posted on December 23, 2013 by Roil Vulture

Well, it’s that time of year again. What better way to totally ruin the Christmas Spirit than a visit from your old pals at the Whore Church?
BEHOLD! OUR NEWEST GIFT TO THE WORLD!!!

The Whore Church Presents: The Jesus Christ Super Mega B-Day Mix! by Thewhorechurch on Mixcloud

You lucky assholes can take the Whore Church into your home this festive season! Sleazee, Roil, Beer Cop, Mr. Tasty, WE’RE ALL HERE (sort of) guiding you on a mystical and sexual journey through holiday hell. Consider it a companion piece to our Christmas Video Mixtape, The Yule Log mixed down by our resident audio genius Mr. Tasty. Speaking of the yule log

You really should watch that shit. OR you can download the un-censored (awesome) version found on the DVD right over here
http://tracker.zaerc.com/torrents-details.php?id=15304
See how much we’re hooking you up? Isn’t that so nice of us?



Going to midnight mass a million times won’t absolve you of your sins this time. Fuck it, we’ll save you a seat in hell.
<3 The Whore Church

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VHS release details…and a few boobs.

Posted on September 12, 2013 by SleazeeVulture

You guys pumped about the tape release tomorrow?! We sure are!

So in addition to all the awesome stuff we’ve told you about, these VHS sets will also include some more random bonus goodies for all you lucky fucks out there. That’s right, exclusive pins, a comic, customized boxes…this thing is not to be missed.

They will be put up for sale tomorrow (Friday the 13th) at 3:33 PM EST on our bigcartel page for $33.33. They sets will be shipping out somewhere around the end of September.

Don’t sleep on this, once they are gone, they are gone foreverrrrrrrrrrrr…

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Holy shit, VHS shit!

Posted on September 10, 2013 by SleazeeVulture

That’s right, It only took just short of forever, but these suckers are finally going up for sale this Friday the 13th!! The special edition VHS of Vol. 1!!

These suckers come on cool ass purple tapes in chunky big boxes. They are gonna look great on your shelf!

In addition to being on the coolest dead format around, these suckers come with 15 mintues of bonus footage only seen before at our live shows! Holy fuck!

What? Is that not enough for you jerks?! FINE! We will throw in a special cassette version of our 420 mixtape the fabulous Smokemeow put together for us! ITS SPECTACULAR!

WHOR3 HARD3R 2 †H∆ COR3R: WI†H ∆ V3NG3∆NC3 by Thewhorechurch on Mixcloud

These sets are limited to 33 copies. They will be hand numbered and run ya $33.33. Find them for sale Friday the 13th at our shop..More details to come! STAY TUNED KITTENS!

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