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Happy birthday Jesus Christ ya lucky so and so!
Well, it’s that time of year again. What better way to totally ruin the Christmas Spirit than a visit from your old pals at the Whore Church?
BEHOLD! OUR NEWEST GIFT TO THE WORLD!!!
The Whore Church Presents: The Jesus Christ Super Mega B-Day Mix! by Thewhorechurch on Mixcloud
You lucky assholes can take the Whore Church into your home this festive season! Sleazee, Roil, Beer Cop, Mr. Tasty, WE’RE ALL HERE (sort of) guiding you on a mystical and sexual journey through holiday hell. Consider it a companion piece to our Christmas Video Mixtape, The Yule Log mixed down by our resident audio genius Mr. Tasty. Speaking of the yule log
You really should watch that shit. OR you can download the un-censored (awesome) version found on the DVD right over here
http://tracker.zaerc.com/torrents-details.php?id=15304
See how much we’re hooking you up? Isn’t that so nice of us?
Going to midnight mass a million times won’t absolve you of your sins this time. Fuck it, we’ll save you a seat in hell.
<3 The Whore Church
Posted in Christmas, holiday, Music, Original Mixtape, the whore church, thewhorechurch, whore church
Tagged audio, audio mixtape, beer cop, christmas, christmas audio mixtape, jesus, jesuschrist, mixcloud, mixtape, mr. tasty, roil, sleazee, thewhorechurch, thewhorechurch.com, whore church
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VHS release details…and a few boobs.
You guys pumped about the tape release tomorrow?! We sure are!
So in addition to all the awesome stuff we’ve told you about, these VHS sets will also include some more random bonus goodies for all you lucky fucks out there. That’s right, exclusive pins, a comic, customized boxes…this thing is not to be missed.
They will be put up for sale tomorrow (Friday the 13th) at 3:33 PM EST on our bigcartel page for $33.33. They sets will be shipping out somewhere around the end of September.
Don’t sleep on this, once they are gone, they are gone foreverrrrrrrrrrrr…
Posted in Friday, Horror, Original Mixtape, stoned, whore church
Tagged boobs, tits, vhs, vol. 1, whore church
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