Apocalypse cancelled: Caturday continues

What a weak, dry, popcorn fart that apocalypse was huh? I guess it’s for the best, there are so many more images of Cat’s on the internet that haven’t found their way to the whore church. That’s a fucking shame but we’ll do our best. All in one picture, a pretty lady, tits, cat brooch + the cat looks like it’s made of prime rib. fuck yes dudes











you beautiful hero! We love you forever!

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looks like chocolate, tastes like shit.

I’ve been asked a couple of times, “what’s with that red potty mouthed demon from the tape? Is that a movie?” Well, yes. It is a movie but more importantly it was a cable access show. It’s the motherfucking jerkbeast from washington, the brain child of the band ‘popular shapes’ it tells the story of the worst band in the world getting huge commercial success and just fucking shit up in general. It’s brilliant. I hadn’t seen anything from these guys for a while, then I looked. They did chat roulette. Awesome.








So anyways, now you know. And knowing is half the battle unless the battle is human decency. And then you got splattered against the trenches. Bummer

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Hang your stockings and say your prayers

Dudes! We missed you! It’s been so stupid busy around here lately, posts have suffered in a big way. But today, we give you the goods. Speaking of the goods, have you seen our Christmas mixtape yet? The yule log? You need to peep this shit dudes!








It’s true. They do. Go get you some, pervs

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