Today, we here at the Whore Church take a short break from being drunk louse’ to vote! We’re not going to just flat out tell you who we’re voting for because at the end of the day, does anybody REALLY care what side two metal listening, pizza chewing, degenerates in devil laden goat masks are on? Probably not. It’s very doubtful history will remember the cold winter morning where scumbags flocked to the polls in heavy numbers spurred by their heroic spoke-assholes ‘the whore church.’ But in case we rouse some patriotism in you today, you’ll need to find your fucking polling place. Let’s get it on!




Somebody close the douche door, I’m getting the douche chills over here!





Go vote today or give up your right to bitch and moan about politics!