Whew, all this election junk is finally over. Now we can get back to important stuff like nacho cheese and boobs.
actually, that wasn’t as awesome as I hoped… Let’s see what else we got here…
That’s a little better. I think we also need to celebrate the legalization of weed that just happened in CO and WA.. BONGRIPSFORBABBBBIIIEEEESSS
well that was fun wasn’t it…
shut up kid.
Today, we here at the Whore Church take a short break from being drunk louse’ to vote! We’re not going to just flat out tell you who we’re voting for because at the end of the day, does anybody REALLY care what side two metal listening, pizza chewing, degenerates in devil laden goat masks are on? Probably not. It’s very doubtful history will remember the cold winter morning where scumbags flocked to the polls in heavy numbers spurred by their heroic spoke-assholes ‘the whore church.’ But in case we rouse some patriotism in you today, you’ll need to find your fucking polling place. Let’s get it on!
Somebody close the douche door, I’m getting the douche chills over here!
Go vote today or give up your right to bitch and moan about politics!
“Every night to me is Halloween! Like an ancient scene! You know just what I mean!” Hooooly shit do we ever King! It’s motherfucking Halloween! We barely survived the Coolidge Halloween Marathon & Hurricane Sandy but now that we’re out the other side there is nothing that can hold us back from bad ass Halloween celebrations! Let’s set this fucker off right. JAMZ!
All that spooky shit. All that glittery, giant ass cape wearin’ spooky shit.
Get fucking loose and wild!
Now if you’ll excuse us, we’ve got some razors to put into candy apples.
– Happy Halloween <3 The Whore Church
