It’s been a long ass day, kick off your shoes and pound some brews. Friday is closing in and you need to start now.
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It’s Wednesday, your job fucking sucks and you’re broke. Don’t let that kinda junk weigh you down homie, you know the brother’s vulture got the shit that’ll make you feel better! Leave the driving to us!
Ahhh the internet. Like a difficult test, that looming stack of bills or your high school reunion, sometimes you just need to overcome your fears and look them directly in the face. Exactly like the internet. It contains your base desires and fears. What a great place huh?
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It’s alllll about eating that corn. hahaha Anyways, Quick show of hands, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DUDE DOING WITH THAT CAT!?
Boy oh boy that mall looks fun. Reminds me I need some new chains for my horrifying sex dungeon. Can’t keep putting that off! Till next time <3