April 6, 1937, a day that will go down in history for giving birth to one smooth mother fucker, Billy Dee Williams. Sure he may only be well known for one role, but that doesn’t mean shit! Take a look at all this awesome stuff you may, or may not have seen before…
It works every time….
Another tuesday, another round of movie trailers! We had so much fun cutting down old sci-fi movies for the Boston Underground Film Festival but it’s SUPER time consuming! There are tons of these shitty movies and here’s some that we wish we had time to cut down, starting with the most boring movie with the sweetest monster.
You’ll be bored to fucking tears in.. CINEMAGIC
That rat bat creature is fucking awesome. Know what else is awesome?
We’d totally bone Satana. Science fact.
You can watch Astro Zombies all the way through and NOT wanna die. Win.
Uhh, tribbles are NOT fucking scary. This is worse than the TINGLER
haha you said “ro-bits”
spoiler alert! the message is…. “help.”
This fucking thing is pretty much ONLY good for visuals. It looks great but in actuality it’s pretty dumb. But you can be the judge of that of course.
The future is WOW !
Everyone knows Mondays are the worst. They are the soul-shattering reminder that the weekend is over, and that the hookers in the closet are going to have to be let out at some point soon. Fuck Monday.
Some brave souls have chosen to fight back, to stick it to the man and have a good ol’ fashioned office freak out. these are heroes who should be celebrated.
But don’t worry, we here at The Whore Church understand your pain and are here to help. Hopefully this little section of randomness will give you the will power to push on till Tuesday!
