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Easter…or something like it.

Posted on April 24, 2011 by SleazeeVulture

We know a few things about this Easter business…First off there was a zombie, who loved chocolate.. or maybe it was eggs? Either way he wanted to get them so he got a bunny to deliver them? Ehhh well we tried…Everyone knows it’s not a real holiday unless it involves heavy drinking.
Perhaps this video will shed some light into the mysteries of Easter…

The one REAL good thing about Easter, is the opportunity to watch Night of the Lepus. Definitely our favorite killer bunny movie of all time. Here is a trailer and clip to get your mouth watering, and then some kind soul has uploaded the entire thing to you tube for your enjoyment! Hell yeah!

GET DOWN WITH THE BUNNY SICKNESS

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C’mon kitty, play me somethin’ fresh.

Posted on April 23, 2011 by Roil Vulture

Let’s be honest. Cat’s are lazy assholes and apart from giving you affection, hairballs, tiny poops they contribute nothing. So c’mon pussy, show me something I can take to the bank!

We appreciate your effort, but knock that off. Try again.

now THAT’S how to do it! Let’s see what happens…

Well? What do you got now?

GOOD LORD! MAKE IT STOP !

Yeah, you really are just better off sitting there being looked at. My mistake.

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Florida block party!

Posted on April 22, 2011 by SleazeeVulture

FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY! We’ve made it, the weekend is here and it is time to celebrate! Today’s theme is heavy duty Florida shit, we’ve got blocks of kickass Florida metal with a smattering of insanity to break up the blocks. If you are up north like us, use this as an oportunity to pretend it’s warm out, because it sure as shit is not right now.

FUCK YEAH!