First item of business, get limber for a night of partying by THRASHING the fuck out!
Widow Sunday – Forever Sleep | Local video from Boston with some camera work by Roil.
Second item of business, just fucking DESTROY something/someone (especially if it’s necessary)
Third and maybe most important of all, get some party substances. You’ll know what to do.
And if you follow these steps, your gonna get laid. How can you not?
Oh man. It’s DEFINITELY for you.
Ahhhh St. Patrick’s Day…. We meet again! St. Patty’s day has always been one of our favorite events of the year, it really covers all the bases… day drinking, hating snakes, midgets, and weed. Well I guess it isn’t so much about weed, but whatever its green so it’s probably cool. Join us on a triumphant romp through some of our favorite (and not so favorite) things!
Faye Reagan?Ummm yes please!
THIS!
DANCING LEPRECHAUNS!
DIRTY CUTIE LEPRECHAUNS!
CRACKHEAD LEPRECHAUNS!
WEED LEPRECHAUNS! SEE! I KNEW THERE WAS WEED!
BUZZ, YOUR GIRLFRIEND…WOOF!
This dude sums it up right here at the 1:25 mark
MORE FAYE?! Yup, it’s a good idea.
Nuff said?
Make sure you don’t drink responsibly, that shit is boring, and for nerds. Happy St Patrick’s day whores!
There is a reason your mom only listens to George Michael on laundry day. The sensual sax playing of careless whisper is scientifically proven to make women over 35 cream jeans by the second chorus. It’s un-avoidable! You could try and block your ears but the sax has very powerful low tones rendering most earplugs useless. Can’t you see?
You wouldn’t have guessed it but RIGHT after this video was shot, every lady in the zoo got naked after having heard that ill sax solo. It’s a FACT.
