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Trapped under ice!

Posted on May 9, 2011 by Roil Vulture

Being cold is a motherfucker. Put on a sweater they say, don’t turn the heat back on it’s summer they claim. Fuck! I know it’s pretty impossible to freeze to death in May but SHIT wouldn’t that suck??

cold cold jams

How long can you last in this frozen water burial?

Possibly my favorite story of a frozen person ever.

(about to be trapped under ice)

This frozen Indian Chiefs name was “bigfoot” and he was 6 foor 8 making him possibly the coolest frozen human ever.

Sorry dawg, spoke to soon. Stay cool kittens!

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Mom shit.

Posted on May 8, 2011 by SleazeeVulture

It’s Mother’s Day! We love moms! Ours and yours! Here is our brief tribute to all the mothers of the world. Send this link to your mom if you think she is cool or you totally hate her and want to piss her off if she’s lame as shit.

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War and peace. Caturday style.

Posted on May 7, 2011 by Roil Vulture

Caturday is not just about cats doing silly or cute things. It does include that of course but there are bigger life themes at work here! War and peace! Nudity! It’s a caturday royale rumble!

Lil’ Caturday bastard!

Kiss Kiss! Bang Bang!

Most things are made better by classic Benny Hill music

It’s a godamn Caturday united nations!

One of our fans really wants you to know about the imending cat war

Caturday reigns supreme.