C’mon kitty, play me somethin’ fresh.

Let’s be honest. Cat’s are lazy assholes and apart from giving you affection, hairballs, tiny poops they contribute nothing. So c’mon pussy, show me something I can take to the bank!

We appreciate your effort, but knock that off. Try again.

now THAT’S how to do it! Let’s see what happens…

Well? What do you got now?

GOOD LORD! MAKE IT STOP !



Yeah, you really are just better off sitting there being looked at. My mistake.

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Florida block party!

FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY! We’ve made it, the weekend is here and it is time to celebrate! Today’s theme is heavy duty Florida shit, we’ve got blocks of kickass Florida metal with a smattering of insanity to break up the blocks. If you are up north like us, use this as an oportunity to pretend it’s warm out, because it sure as shit is not right now.










FUCK YEAH!

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I just wasn’t made for these times.

My brother and I are torn between living in the present and having an insatiable lust for the past. If there was internet and PS3 in the 50’s we’d be SOLD! But for now, this junkie fix is gonna have to do. At least they still had smut!

Makeout music was WAAAAYYY better than Boyz II Men.


Now do the hammerlock you turkey necks!!!

Reginald (The Crusher) Lisowski would have totally partied with us.


Do the Zombie Watusi!


Those dudes are all Watusi’d out. Take precautions.

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