It’s not like you NEEDED a gimmick to go out and get wasted but sometimes in the social environment there needs to be a common theme to get everybody blitzed and we’re not talking about just beer pong either. First, serious biz drinking jamz.

EDWARD 40 HANDS

This game is pretty simple. Duct tape two forties to yer mits and you can’t do shit until you finish your supper. This is deceiving because you ALWAYS forget that you probably need your hands while you drink to take a piss, text your ex girlfriend, find some Chumbawumba on the ipod.. Important stuff. Don’t END with this game on a drinking night.



This video is aight. If your wicked into Foo Fighters, projectile puking and assholes in black collared shirts w/pink ties. Fuck you fashion failure. Oh, btw.. yer tie is pink. son.



MORE DRINKING JAMZ! (by a dude notorious for hitting the sauce)

WISEST WIZARD

Wisest wizard is perhaps the most shameful of the new era drinking games for two reasons. 1. It is a HUGE waste of resources, you need roughly 1 roll of duct tape per two contestants. 2. How emberassing is it to be the wisest wizard at the end? You drank fucking fourteen beers! Your an animal brother! Also, be careful playing this game because it almost ALWAYS involves being outside in the woods near a fire (it takes allot of room). But if you still MUST play it’s pretty easy. Drink a can of beer. When you finish, duct tape THAT empty can to the bottom of a full can then drink that beer. every other level you get to you have to fight a boss (a shot of booze of your choosing) whoever has the longest staff at the end of the game is crowned wisest wizard. It should also be noted you can’t call yourself a wizard until your staff is as tall as you.



Drinking accessories

everybody is gonna buy the new apple 40oz which is at least two times the price of regular beer therefore a better product.



WILD ZERO DRINKY PARTY FOREVER

we wouldn’t be the fucking whore church if we didn’t nominate the Wild Zero drinking challenge as the best drinking game of all time. Mainly because you get to watch wild zero and it will make you time travel like a motherfucker! What you need is a copy of Wild Zero on DVD. There is an option to play the drinking game in the menu but if your too lazy for that, drink every time… Someone drinks, Someone combs their hair, Fire shoots out of anything, Anyone says Rock n Roll, Something explodes, A zombie’s head pops This means your drinking roughly 100 times before the movie is over. RADICOOL! Just crash where you finish the game or you’ll crash somewhere else!