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(Musical Number) Trailer Tuesday

Posted on May 24, 2011 by SleazeeVulture

When a movie is bad its one thing, but when that movie also happens to be a musical, you end up with a special kind of shit sandwich. Instead of doing trailer Tuesday like usual, we decided to post some of the worst musicals we love to hate. So sit back, and enjoy some craptastic tunes. Come by the facebook page after and post some up some of your favorite unheard gems.

*BONUS*
We couldn’t get away with doing a musical post without putting one of our ACTUAL favorite movies, Phantom Of the Paradise. Plus you get to see Gerrit Graham again (he was in the first jam on the page today!). So here is some actually awesome tunes to get the bad taste out of your mouth.

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60’s & 70’s boobs day!!!

Posted on May 23, 2011 by Roil Vulture

A beautiful vintage posterior wouldn’t you say? I posted that bad larry to the page yesterday and it got some good responses including “60’s / 70’s Boobs Day”…..a must….DO IT!!!! from Tim Wiggin. Don’t you threaten US with a good time Tim! Why the fuck not, monday is lousy the least we can do is brighten the corners with some vintage smut! Areolae Ahoy! (totally NSFW below)

Take a look at this godamn thing! You wouldn’t be able to have an orgy without bringing in a generator and don’t you dare get that thing wet because it’s going to burn your grotto to the ground!

Stay Classy folks!

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Post rapture party training.

Posted on May 22, 2011 by SleazeeVulture

You know, we have all been making jokes and mocking this whole rapture deal, but what if it had actually happened? Would you be prepared for the absolutely CRAZY party that would have ensued if people like us had inherited the earth?! I think this is the question we all need to be asking ourselves. If the world as we knew it ended tomorrow, would I be able to party hard enough to keep up? Going forward, we suggest everyone switch over to a strict diet of PBR and quaaludes, start partying daily, and start stock piling enough beef jerky to prepare for whatever doomsday scare comes next (2012?). Today’s post is all about how hard you SHOULD be partying if you want to make it..so take a second and learn from the masters….

If you follow all these steps, you MIGHT just make it out alright…well sorta…