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Lil’ Eddie Furlongs birthday!!

Posted on August 2, 2011 by SleazeeVulture

It’s Edward Furlong’s birthday today. Eddie is one of those actors who has a really bizarre fan base of women who enjoy making really creepy tribute videos to him…There is a few actors that have these fans that take my by surprise, Jeffrey Combs is another one, but anyways lets check out a couple of these lovefests..

see what I mean?! Creepy as fuckkkk.. ok into some actually cool shit.

And of course, as you know it’s just not a special day with out a couple cuts from Eddie’s albums (that are apparently big in Japan). These are the shit that nightmares come from…good luck.

Ok Ok, that’s enough..we’re sorry. Hahahah, happy birthday Eddie.

Posted in birthday, Misc, Music Video, nerd shit, Photos | Tagged aerosmith, detroit rock city, drugs, edward furlong, hot noodle, ramen, shitty music, terminator | Leave a comment

It’s better late than never!

Posted on August 1, 2011 by Roil Vulture

Aaaand I’m back! Sorry for the lack of a Caturday post this weekend, I got lost in a fungus and became unable to perform internet obligations. But it’s better late than never right? And who the fuck doesn’t want a bright pop of cats on a Monday! Love me!

seriously though, I can’t stop watching this video!!! How the fuck did he do that? Is Kevin Bacon (era hollow man / as hollow man) picking him up by the scruff and running with him? SCIENCE!

THAT WASN’T NICE!

Russians and cats.. Man.. I don’t get it either. Well there you go! Hot feline fix on a Monday! and as a bonus zone some sick new music videos for Music Video Monday!

I love Michelle Gondry, I also love Bjork so when they work together it makes me happy. Crystaline is really similar to Gondry’s short film “three dead people” which is fine with me, It’s one of my favorite early pieces of his.

Sufjan Stevens kinda came out of left field with a good video. Space is the place afterall

I love making kids do weird stuff. If you ever get an opportunity to see Tune Yards live, don’t fuck it up because she KILLS live! true serious BIZNESS

Posted in Caturday!, Music Video | Tagged bjork, bjork crystaline, cat on mushrooms, cat underwear, Caturday!, cute cat underwear, michel gondry, michel gondry crystaline, michel gondry three dead people, Music video, russian cat circus, Sufjan stevens, The Whore Church, thewhorechurch, tune yards, tune yards bizness, whore church | Leave a comment

Random Sunday..

Posted on July 31, 2011 by SleazeeVulture

Sometimes there is just too much awesome stuff that has absolutely nothing in common with anything else..so today is for that stuff. Super random, stolen from all over the internet gold. We are gonna get back to putting the finishing touches on our first full length mixtape (over 2 years in the making!) that is going to premiere at Burning Man out in NV in a few weeks! We are still trying to raise funds through our Indiegogo account, so if you can spare a couple bucks it would be really rad… Donate here!

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