looks like chocolate, tastes like shit.

I’ve been asked a couple of times, “what’s with that red potty mouthed demon from the tape? Is that a movie?” Well, yes. It is a movie but more importantly it was a cable access show. It’s the motherfucking jerkbeast from washington, the brain child of the band ‘popular shapes’ it tells the story of the worst band in the world getting huge commercial success and just fucking shit up in general. It’s brilliant. I hadn’t seen anything from these guys for a while, then I looked. They did chat roulette. Awesome.








So anyways, now you know. And knowing is half the battle unless the battle is human decency. And then you got splattered against the trenches. Bummer

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Hang your stockings and say your prayers

Dudes! We missed you! It’s been so stupid busy around here lately, posts have suffered in a big way. But today, we give you the goods. Speaking of the goods, have you seen our Christmas mixtape yet? The yule log? You need to peep this shit dudes!








It’s true. They do. Go get you some, pervs

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It’s begining to look a lot like shitmas

Hey! That crazy commercial holiday we all know and hate/love is here once again! Here is some serious ass gifts and some other stuff to help put you in the mood to get fucked by Santa.








On a serious side note, if you are looking for an awesome gift, our good friend Ruth over at RUSTED ANTLER DESIGNS makes really badass handmade moccasins custom to your feet! She even custom designed us some killer black metal/cthulu mocks..check these fucking things out..


These things are built for abuse too! They are like slippers you can wear all day long (and they don’t make your feet sweat all over the place). We are in love, go buy a pair from her. You won’t regret it and she’ll even give ya free shipping ya jerk! BUYY THEMM HEEEERRREEEE

..tell her we sent ya. <3

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