The Whore Church | Merchants of Awful

Here’s a little somethin’ for the ladies

Posted on June 26, 2011 by Roil Vulture

Ladies of the whore church, we fully realize that often we cater our special brand of awful towards the fella’s and maybe don’t cater too much to your awesome ladylike interests. So here we go, Mr. Waits, won’t you please start us off?

Ok. Let’s be fair. EVERYBODY loves Prince. And Purple Rain is the bestest, most perfectest portrayal of spousal abuse ever captured on celluloid.

ladies want raw meat I bet. but probably not. xoxo ladies of whore church.. stay classy

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Catcops…Why not?

Posted on June 25, 2011 by SleazeeVulture

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, another Catuday rolls into the station and completely blows your mind with brand new business. I’m all about cat cops today. Don’t know why, they just seem right…

See what I mean? That shit rules. Ok anyways, on with the show, CATURDAY…HOOOO!

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More metal than your momma’s tea kettle

Posted on June 24, 2011 by Roil Vulture

Vacation was awesome but boy does it feel short and it has deposited me smack in the middle of a work week. Bummer Jamz! The only thing I’ve wanted to do since getting back to work is edit the tape, FSU and play lots of metal. Strap on your sick gauntlets and take a walk on the lonely side. American Metal rules the day.

check out thrash photographer ^ Andrew Ellis

aight, that last dude is DEF not American but holy shit is that awesome! MORE!

Your metal secrets are safe with us M’lady. It’s good to be home. THRASH!