Yayy Jean-Luc Picard day!! Happy birthday sir! We plan to “make it so” all over your faces! So strap in and prepare to boldly go where many people have gone before! Be sure to swing by the page and drop off your best Patrick Stewart related goodness! Someone even made him a cake that kinda looks like him…AWESOME!
Cakes
You: Where the fuck has Roil been and where are his hilarious posts?
Roil: Well, I suffered major hardware malfunctions making my laptop useless since Thursday morning. But all that shit is fixed now! Isn’t that GREAT???
You: So what the fuck have you been doing with your spare time?
Roil:Mostly NOT masturbating to internet porn and training to be the next pokemon master! Gotta catch them all!
to watch ^ that ^ you need to love Pokemon and Musicals. I don’t love either so I thought it was stupid but might recommend skipping to like 3 minutes in. Pokemon fans!? FTW!
I don’t want to hear one fucking word about never getting laid outta you! You either Jigglypuff Elvis!
Things that we might possibly like about pokemon may include…
Pokemon was devised by the devil? Aight then, seems pretty cool to me I guess.
… i retract my previous statement.
I feel ya moms and pops..Mondays suck, so here is a bunch of stuff to try to cheer you up.
THINGS (1989) Trailer from Intervision Picture Corp. on Vimeo.
Yeaaahhhh that’s better!
