2013? Wtf?

So we made it, we beat the apocalypse, outlasted that bastard saint nick and watched some balls drop..Now we are here in the future and living large. Unfortunately due to all this madness (and a whole bunch of other stuff) The website hasn’t been getting the love it deserves. 2012 was a big year for us and 2013 is gonna be even bigger, we’ve got some new shit in the works, a bunch of surprises up our sleeves, so hold onto your butts, it’s gonna rule…and now…for some filth!





Also, can you believe that Vol. 1 is still up on youtube?!

Almost 30,000 views! Holy shit! you guys are the best!


Our good buddy Hank Sinatra Jr. just put up his first eppisode of his new show and it’s pretty fucking awesome. Shitty production/great found footage/rockin tunes, what’s not to love!

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Last minute gift ideas (for us)

Listen, I know you waited till the last minute to shop for your favorite internet brothers but we won’t hold that against you. Here’s a couple of things you can get us.
A new bike

A new musical instrument

A pretty dolly

New playstation controllers

All the monies

Actually, fuck that. All the monies & All the Weeds

A new camera

A new coloring book

Some new fuck tapes that we HAVEN’T seen before

NUDES

but seriously though, send nudes. Oh, and if you have no money in the budget for us because you are a cheapass, you could always just share the YULE LOG mixtape with your friends! That’s super fucking easy, you should all do that right now

Also download the UNCENSORED version! http://tracker.zaerc.com/torrents-details.php?id=15304

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Apocalypse cancelled: Caturday continues

What a weak, dry, popcorn fart that apocalypse was huh? I guess it’s for the best, there are so many more images of Cat’s on the internet that haven’t found their way to the whore church. That’s a fucking shame but we’ll do our best. All in one picture, a pretty lady, tits, cat brooch + the cat looks like it’s made of prime rib. fuck yes dudes











you beautiful hero! We love you forever!

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