That’s right its David Lee Roth’s birthday, so Jump up and celebrate assholes!
Yeaahh! Fuck Columbus, Dave is way cooler.
Oh wait..that’s not him…eh close enough.
“You’ve got to constantly reinvest your enthusiasm for livin’ large, marge, so large you need a barge!”-DLR
Hey there fellow whores.. You look weary. Have a total rage fest on Caturday? Attaboy! Now, you need a little hair of the dog that bit you, something to smoke and some video games to set you straight. You just sit right there dude, we got you.
That should set you right. Carry on brothers
Caturday is something that I feel will live on long past us. It is something we should be handing down to our children, and our children’s children. We should be working together to set up Caturday training posts all across the globe to spread the word of cat based weekly holidays. I really think this could be the answer to all of the world’s problems. It is high time we stand up, and say “HEY! IT’S FUCKING CATURDAY, AND YOU’RE GONNA FUCKING CELEBRATE IT!”. So brothers and sisters, let’s do something good for this world and stand up to cat oppression everywhere. We’ll show em, we’ll teach em how to do it. We’ll stand at the front lines and shout, Fuck you, let’s Catuday!
or not..whatever, I guess once a week is cool.
