First Caturday post of 2013! All your fucks are belong to us!

2013 hasn’t had a Caturday post yet! What the fuck US? Well let’s fix this losing streak, get some godamn cat’s up in this piece. Caturday! GO!

Wait? Cat’s like Collective Soul? C’mon cat’s…. I thought you knew better than that.




I don’t know what these little bastards are doing or trying to do but it’s pretty awesome. Liddlebabeeekittowwwwwsss!



hahaha I have NO idea what the fuck is going on here. Not totally unlike Vore porn, this shit is filed into the category of “Who the fuck took the days to make this?” Whatever, internet is raw as fuck sometimes. Oh yeah!!! What the fuck are you buttholes doing tommorow night?

We will be all up in RI TOMORROW (1/20/13) and screening of Vol. 1! It’s gonna be great, come party with Beer Cop, Mr. Tasty, Roil and myself and get drunk as fuckkk. We’ve got some special pre-show stuff that you can only catch at one of our live shows, and after Vol. 1 a very special screening of the AIP classic trash fest Alien Space Avenger! We put on a good show, I promise. See you there!

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RI EXTRANVAGANJA! 1/20/13


That’s right nerds! The awesome dudes from the Arkham Film Society have invited us to party with them! We will be all up in RI this coming Sunday (1/20/13) screening of Vol. 1! It’s gonna be great, come party with Beer Cop, Mr. Tasty, Roil and myself and get drunk as fuckkk. We’ve got some special pre-show stuff that you can only catch at one of our live shows, and after Vol. 1 a very special screening of the AIP classic trash fest Alien Space Avenger!


If you’ve seen vol. 1 before you will definitely recognize quite a few clips from this flick. It also stars Kirk Fogg of Legends of the Hidden Temple fame! We’ve made our own drinking game (drink when someone gets shot) for it. Bring all your dumb fiends, it’s only $5! It’s ass-tastic!

It’s gonna rule, this much.



SEE YOU THERE!!!

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I’m Baaaaaaack!

Q: “Where the fuck has Roil been?”
Fuck dudes, I’ve been working in Las Vegas for the past 3 weeks with mixed company and shitty hotel internet. Stack that against working 16 hour days the whole trip and sleeping shitty equals me being a tired busy mother fucker who hasn’t had time to update. I’m home now and ready to get shit back rolling. Get down on this new Darq E Freaker jam.. it’s awesome




like a hyperactive child, you just can’t bring that motherfucking Ultimate Warrior anywhere! hahaha what a DICK !




Oh fuck yeah! Party time USA!

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