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RI EXTRANVAGANJA! 1/20/13

Posted on January 18, 2013 by SleazeeVulture

That’s right nerds! The awesome dudes from the Arkham Film Society have invited us to party with them! We will be all up in RI this coming Sunday (1/20/13) screening of Vol. 1! It’s gonna be great, come party with Beer Cop, Mr. Tasty, Roil and myself and get drunk as fuckkk. We’ve got some special pre-show stuff that you can only catch at one of our live shows, and after Vol. 1 a very special screening of the AIP classic trash fest Alien Space Avenger!

If you’ve seen vol. 1 before you will definitely recognize quite a few clips from this flick. It also stars Kirk Fogg of Legends of the Hidden Temple fame! We’ve made our own drinking game (drink when someone gets shot) for it. Bring all your dumb fiends, it’s only $5! It’s ass-tastic!

It’s gonna rule, this much.

SEE YOU THERE!!!

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I’m Baaaaaaack!

Posted on January 17, 2013 by Roil Vulture

Q: “Where the fuck has Roil been?”
Fuck dudes, I’ve been working in Las Vegas for the past 3 weeks with mixed company and shitty hotel internet. Stack that against working 16 hour days the whole trip and sleeping shitty equals me being a tired busy mother fucker who hasn’t had time to update. I’m home now and ready to get shit back rolling. Get down on this new Darq E Freaker jam.. it’s awesome

like a hyperactive child, you just can’t bring that motherfucking Ultimate Warrior anywhere! hahaha what a DICK !

Oh fuck yeah! Party time USA!

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2013? Wtf?

Posted on January 8, 2013 by SleazeeVulture

So we made it, we beat the apocalypse, outlasted that bastard saint nick and watched some balls drop..Now we are here in the future and living large. Unfortunately due to all this madness (and a whole bunch of other stuff) The website hasn’t been getting the love it deserves. 2012 was a big year for us and 2013 is gonna be even bigger, we’ve got some new shit in the works, a bunch of surprises up our sleeves, so hold onto your butts, it’s gonna rule…and now…for some filth!

Also, can you believe that Vol. 1 is still up on youtube?!

Almost 30,000 views! Holy shit! you guys are the best!

Our good buddy Hank Sinatra Jr. just put up his first eppisode of his new show and it’s pretty fucking awesome. Shitty production/great found footage/rockin tunes, what’s not to love!