Hey folks! Sorry about the delay today, we’ve been out pepper spraying and shooting our way through crowds just to get the hottest Bratz dolls on the market. You know, Black Friday shit. So needless to say we neglected our duties a bit today, but we are here now and ready to rock. Here is a finally tuned blend of Friday shit to get your weekend started right. Get fucking BLASTED!
Happy thanksgiving buttholes! I know we got plenty of foreign friends who have no idea what the fuck this “Thanksgiving” thing is so it’s our civic duty to bring you up to speed. As far as I know it’s the celebration of tricking a native people into giving up their property and future livelihood. How cunning and clever we were! Or something like that. Recently it’s more about stuffing our faces while our uncles get drunk and fall asleep watching football. Whatever the reason for the season, it’s pretty tight so let’s roll up our Cosby sweaters and get down with Thanksgiving!
Fuck yeah. You could have guessed, but Turkey is the centerpiece of this holiday. Eating turkey is primal and since we are American, deep frying a turkey is obvious. Even Shatner can’t bring us down.
Yeah, Bob… you are a holiday disgrace.
Happy thanksgiving you turkey necks!
I’m doing this in a car right now, so stay with me even if it gets shitty. This is a short list of some of the things we are thankful this year. Lets do it!
1. BEER!
2.BOOBS!
3.BADASS METAL.
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4.BUTTLOADS OF GLITTER
5.Natalie
6.THANKSGIVING!
7.The Humongous
Come by the page and share something you are thankful for!
