Could you make a bomb from a metal dildo? Like.. a cock bomb? COCK SHAPED BOMBS! It’s Friday. FTW.
Who would win in a fight? Your dick or this guys mouth ?
That’s KINDA like a cock bomb… Sorta. Fuck You. Oh! The Whore Church is going to do like some sort of awful advent calendar up till christmas. One awful picture a day. Welcome!
Wow! Has it already been another year?! It’s one of the brothers favorite times of the year. You get an excuse to cram all the shitty Christmas tie-in music and movies you can pound into your brain in a few short weeks. It’s just enough time to remember why you hate Christmas/December/malls/shopping/coca cola/etc. Last year was a pretty heavy work time for the borhters, we released our Yule Log X-mas mixtape…*cough cough*
There is a few good things about the holiday season though. So without further ado, lets light up this festive ass blunt.
Oh and here is some tunes to really get your christmas fuck on.
Alright alright, we’ve got plenty of time to get into that business, for now, thirsty thursday shit will do just fine.
Ahh, how do we end this post…I’VE GOT IT! LAGER AND CHIP! YES! THAT WILL DO THE TRICK!
Kicker – Lager & Chips from kenneth thomas on Vimeo.
Till tomorrow whores!
Ever wonder why we make these posts and make these videos and tweet and do facebook shit? We do this because we love our fans. So fans, this bud’s for you. (original artwork by Adam Conway ^)
<3 you guys about as much as clint howard. (that's a bunch)
