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The Whore Church Mixtape Vol.1 – The Final Trailer

Posted on January 13, 2012 by Roil Vulture

Well boys and girls, we’ve finally done it. With the help of Corn Whiskey, PBR & Weed we’ve finished the last trailer for the mixtape! So without stroking our dicks and telling you how great this experience has been (it has) we present to you the final trailer for Whore Church Vol.1

one more time!

We have totally rad things coming up for everybody such as stickers, a new audio mixtape from our buddies at Vermin Street and release party details/ways to pr-order the tape! (a.k.a swindle all your cash and move to Tijuana so we become fat American drug pushers.) So PLEASE RE-POST OUR TRAILER!!! Seriously though, re-post this trailer to yer face books and myspace’s and friendster’s and tweet all about it so we can get some more momentum for the actual tape! And now, business as usual.

Be prepared!

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Big announcement tomorrow, but this is today!

Posted on January 12, 2012 by SleazeeVulture

That’s right, we’ve got some exciting shit we are going to drop on you tomorrow, so start getting excited! Just because my brother and I are editing tape all day and getting things ready, doesn’t mean we would leave all you fine sickos out in internet land stranded, ho ho no! Here are some visual treats to keep your Thursday a rolling.
The crazy dudes over at Everything Is Terrible have set out on a new tour with a new flick…A all dog found footage remake of Jodorowsky’s Holy Mountain. Un-fucking-believable right? Check it!

DOGGIEWOGGIEZ! POOCHIEWOOCHIEZ! TRAILERWRAILER! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.
Be sure to friend them on face book and go check out the tour schedule, it’s something like 70 dates and hits pretty much everywhere. These dudes are the best, go give them money.

EIT: THE UNTOLD STORY from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.
Oh, also..These dudes

They need your money as well… This looks fantastic, go to there kickstarter and give them $5 like all the other cool kids are doing.
Alright, so enough with giving money to people. Here is some good ol fashioned free stolen internet entertainment!

Quit your job…do it..QUIT! Sheesh! I hate to go to work!

BACK TO WORK! KEEP US ENTERTAINED!

Posted in Horror, ladies, nerd shit, Photos, site news, Video, weird | Tagged eit, elvira, everything is terrible, farts, hate to go to work, jesus, jodorowsky, mixtape, money, panties, rewind this!, theaters | Leave a comment

Everyone loves a good parody porn!

Posted on January 10, 2012 by SleazeeVulture

It’s been really awesome that the fun loving folks who produce porn realized that everyone still loves a good parody porn. There have been some really killer ones coming out for the last few years, This ain’t the munsters was the one that particularly sold me on the whole resurgence. We are spending all today editing and getting this tape ready to release to you nerds, so we are clipping through some of our oldschool favorites. LET’S REMINISCE!

and a new one for good measure.