Friday at the Whore Church is all about the most bad ass shit under the sun, thrashing your face off and party substance consumption. But you know what? It’s also about a real hearty and satisfying laugh. The brothers love metal of ALL kinds and corpse paint is quite dear to us (duh.) But as soon as you switch it up and start using corpse paint for comedy or to TRY and look badass… I can’t stop laughing. Apricots for fucks sake!
mmmmmm…. bacon..
How’s about we fry up that Bacon Throne? Looks like you guys have enough bacon throne to share a little!
Umm.. This is DEFINATELY not black metal.
If you want hot metal babes like that, you need to hit the gym! Because those broads wanna see you rock HUGE gauntlet’s and those are heavy! Bulk up kid!
You need to learn the language the be metal. everyone knows that.
Spend MORE quality time with your kid’s. This will help them appreciate human interaction and teach them respect for elders.
So that’s about that! So put on some corpse paint, immortal & you may want to brush up on your drinking games while you are at it. Party on fiends!
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