I’ve been busting my ass this weekend fixing stuff at my house, painting, sanding, manly ass man stuff. I feel like a goddamn Tim ‘the tool man’ Taylor with no houseful of stupid assholes. If Whore Church had a show like “Home Improvement”, or even something like “This Old House” our content would be fucking badass! For one, scratch a fat dude in flannel as a sidekick, we’d JUST have the girls with power tools.
And we’d use the biggest machines..
And we’d have HUGE insurance policies too because there is no fucking way a brothers vulture worksite would be up to OSHA standards.
We’d pretty much do everything better! Or at least way cooler.
BORING!!!
now THAT’S entertainment! Except that last guy… he may be dead actually. Fuck it, get back to work.
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