Today I head out to the island of Nantucket for a little rest. For those of you who don’t know anything about Nantucket, it’s like rich preppy asshole island. I’m staying with some friends working out there. Scumbag living the high life. Nantucket is the polar opposite of the Whore Church. I might as well be dressed up completely like Gahhl or something the amount of shit eye I get when I’m there.
Fuck it, we didn’t get big and strong by getting all butt hurt over fitting in. I’m gonna rock this bitch like a hero.
Oh! and in honor of and tribute to ALL HAIL THE BLACK MARKET, our friends in filth and bicycle lunatics I’ll be drinking a 24oz Rolling Rock on the can well before lunch. I could be shitting in excitement from recieving this little care package in the mail just now
Fuuuck yeah. If you haven’t checked out the site yet, do it they have cool shit in the store & he’s a lot better writer than us. But we might post more pornography. Not like it’s a race or anything. <3 U Stevil !
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