Author Archives: Roil Vulture

C’mon kitty, play me somethin’ fresh.

Let’s be honest. Cat’s are lazy assholes and apart from giving you affection, hairballs, tiny poops they contribute nothing. So c’mon pussy, show me something I can take to the bank! We appreciate your effort, but knock that off. Try … Continue reading

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I just wasn’t made for these times.

My brother and I are torn between living in the present and having an insatiable lust for the past. If there was internet and PS3 in the 50’s we’d be SOLD! But for now, this junkie fix is gonna have … Continue reading

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Trailer Tuesday is BADASS

Trailer Tuesday is the most fun because it gives us a chance to leak out some vintage rotten we’ve been holding onto. Very cathartic. When you turn someone on to some movie they’ve never seen or heard from before you … Continue reading

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