Author Archives: Roil Vulture

bangover sunday

shit son, I’m feeling like a bag of old smashed up assholes after a hearty NY adventure. I can’t get water & sleep into my body fast enough so I’ll just say fuck it and keep drinking beers and other … Continue reading

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All that rad friday shit

You know all that stuff you want. Jokes, frisbee, babes, beers… Well let’s face it. Frisbee is a stretch for all of us but it’s so fucking stupid that it’s kinda funny. Let’s get it ON. Dude, you need to … Continue reading

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How to be cool

Every once and awhile someone will ask: “Hey! Whore Church! How’d you get so cool?” We say “well that’s our secret little friend, but you’d be on the right track by going to get us some beers.” You see! It … Continue reading

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