Why the fuck did everyone in the 80’s and 90’s have a 1-900 number?! Was there really enough money being generated from these things to pay for all the ads? I mean sure the sex lines and ones with babes make sense, but come on who really wants to not actually talk to MC Hammer?!
Thankfully these fucking turds mostly went away. With the help of youtube though, we can still relive all of our favorite awful 1-900 ads. So here in no order is some of our favorites.
Call 1-900-Whore to hear hot steamy messages put together by my brother and I. We’ll give you all the latest scoops on how many hot dogs we ate that day or perhaps you’ll hear about our adventures importing bootleg cases of four loko into the country…call now!
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