Let’s play a little game today. It’s called “which band rules? which band sucks?” It’s simple as shit, you guess which band is going to rule and which band is going to suck. We’ll give you a softball first here.
WHICH BAND RULES? WHICH BAND SUCKS?
What is the better puppet video?
Buba Myses – The Jewish Puppet Band
Popsickle – The Starlight Mints
Let me just say that all puppet bands are kind of suspect. Ventriloquism makes me want to fucking die, that one famous (current) stand up comedian with the puppets.. Who cares what his name is. THAT motherfucker should be buried up to his neck at low tide. That being said, the Starlight Mints aren’t ACTUALLY a real puppet band so the winner is CLEARLY the starlight mints! If this was a fair competition (it’s not) we’d have put up some Dr. Teeth music videos because his band was fucking hella tight. But muppets are the one golden exception in puppetry that doesn’t suck.
What is the better dinosaur video?
Walk the Dinosaur – Was (Not Was)
I’m the baby, gotta love me – Baby Sinclair
Weird Al’s “Jurassic Park” song isn’t entered into this competition because that’s just a gimme that we’ll shower him with trophies always. So do you go go actual music you’d listen to more than once or do you go for a nostalgic triumph? What the fuck? Did anybody actually fucking like Dinosaurs? I know that you’re going to say that you did but think about it.. That show was so fucking obnoxious. I hated it while I was a kid and I don’t care for it still. Why I’m able to watch Family Matters still is beyond me. Was (Not Was) is kind of like a shitty Morriss Day & The Time but that will ALWAYS be better than a shitty baby squealing over a banjo. Always. Winner – WAS (NOT WAS)
What is the better yodeling video?
New Bibi Hendl – Takeo Ischi
He taught me how to yodel – Johnny White
Cowboys and Swiss folks can yodel. I’m not putting any stock into sad dad japanese yodelers with chickens running around. Not happening. Johnny White get’s my vote each and every time. I couldn’t find a Roy Rogers video but he’s the best. Winner – Johnny White