Happy thanksgiving buttholes! I know we got plenty of foreign friends who have no idea what the fuck this “Thanksgiving” thing is so it’s our civic duty to bring you up to speed. As far as I know it’s the celebration of tricking a native people into giving up their property and future livelihood. How cunning and clever we were! Or something like that. Recently it’s more about stuffing our faces while our uncles get drunk and fall asleep watching football. Whatever the reason for the season, it’s pretty tight so let’s roll up our Cosby sweaters and get down with Thanksgiving!
Fuck yeah. You could have guessed, but Turkey is the centerpiece of this holiday. Eating turkey is primal and since we are American, deep frying a turkey is obvious. Even Shatner can’t bring us down.
Yeah, Bob… you are a holiday disgrace.
Happy thanksgiving you turkey necks!
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