The world is a fuckin’ weird place. And we here at the whore church, we’re a couple a fuckin’ weird dudes posting pictures and videos of weird shit. But ain’t nothing weirder than reality. Truth is often times stranger than fiction
Officer: “Here’s a ticket for $1,000 kid.”
You: “Aw man.. Why?”
Officer: “Your rims are too fucking small.”
Karaoke R.Kelly makes me lose CONTROL
Yeah you know, putting a shirt on IS a fucking waste. Good call.
“That’s a huuuuuuuuge bitch!”
I’d have thrown a ‘totally’ in there. Like, “TOTALLY AWESOME COUGARS”
Fuck man.. Fuck.
A: Good one
B: How the fuck old are you? Shouldn’t you be playing black ops or something?
How heinous is your muddy calamari ring that you get FLIES? FLIES!!!
When a tranny tells you ‘hit this henny’ DO NOT HIT THAT HENNY!
When being a totally useless fat piece of shit, it’s important to STAY a totally useless fat piece of shit. Standing up, taking a few steps… That only burns calories.
Officer: “What did I tell you about those rims?? STILL too fucking small! Jail!”
You: “You guys have pizza?”
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